he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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