she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
party gras won. party gras always wins.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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