no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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