he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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