I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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