Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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