Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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