I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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