I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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