I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
