you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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