Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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