We named our party play list daddy issues
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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