Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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