I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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