my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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