He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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