If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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