That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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