Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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