ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Randomize