that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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