I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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