thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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