operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
i believe in u and ur pee
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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