I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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