The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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