i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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