I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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