Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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