he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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