Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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