Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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