summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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