You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
why is half of my head shaved?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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