I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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