i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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