dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee