Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
There r osticjed everywhere
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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