1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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