I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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