turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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