Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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