dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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