you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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