love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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