Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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