i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
