yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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