If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Please don't give away my fajitas
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