i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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