its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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