i don't like sucking hair
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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