I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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