I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
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This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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