nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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