I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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